thekingsparty

thekingsparty asked:

[text: Robert] Love, you mind bringing catfood? We've got a... visitor.

ballsyeranidjit answered:

[Text: My King] Catfood? Yer tellin me there’s a cat in my place? How’d get in?

thekingsparty:

ballsyeranidjit:

[text: My King] It don’t matter ta cats where tehy scratch. I’m gonna bring home a scratchin’ post, ain’t gonna have it scratchin’ up my chair.

Text: My King] A he huh? Ya thought o’a name yet?

[Text: Robert] Love, this cat does mind. Wouldn’t even lie anywhere else but on my lap. I did set him on your bloody chair, hoping he’d poop on it, but he won’t. 

[Text: Robert] Yes, I did. Meowley, obviously. Growley wouldn’t accept anything else as it’s been mewling all day.